I took the Avanti West Coast train from Manchester Piccadilly to London Euston the other day. The first half an hour of the journey was a cacophony that almost drove me to violence.
<pre-recorded voice>WELCOME ABOARD THE 16:02 AVANTI WEST COAST SERVICE TO <goes on for some 30 seconds, listing every station en route, at Bose-defeating volume>
IF YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT, <goes on etc>
After 5 minutes the train calls at Stockport. And the whole cycle kicks off again. Only another 10 minutes to Wilmslow, we get the whole thing AGAIN.
And then, the crowning turd in the water pipe, after it's all FINALLY shut the f up, the guard, sorry "train manager" thinks I want my 5 minutes of fame, they get on the PA and ramble on for another minute or two, repeating the station list in case anyone missed it and plumbing new depths of banality. All at completely ear splitting volume.
Such a shame as the service itself and the train staff are excellent. With some added silence and a Chris H style wine-picnic, it really is a superb way to travel.
SEE IT, SAY IT, SORTED