Old thread. I've always enjoyed reading parliamentary sketch writing. This is hilarious, taken from the late Simon Hoggart's "House of Fun: 20 Glorious Years of Parliament":
"Mr Blair announced that Labour’s policies were ‘mainstream, costed, sensible’, and with that battle cry ringing in our ears we set off for the leader’s cavalcade. This consists of three buses, each with a slogan on the side: ‘Leading Britain’, ‘Into the Future,’ and ‘With Tony Blair’. As we sped north, we sometimes changed order, or a lorry would slide between us so that the convoy would read: ‘Eddie Stobart Leading Britain into the Future’ or ‘Daily Wet Fish Deliveries Throughout the UK With Tony Blair'."