I think you also make us chuckle at your constant disgruntlement with those who are disgruntled.
But seriously I don't think anybody is expecting to make any money on Bordeaux anymore, and that which was made was often accidental (in terms of people who buy wine to drink as opposed to trade). Burgundy was the obvious place to do that if you could get allocations and were into flipping rather than drinking (which again overall I think the forum is not).
The main issue at stake, which you somehow seem to have missed, is that wines bought EP have decreased in value, undermining the whole point of EP (or at least how it has been historically advertised). You cite a few £ per bottle but actually taken over five-ten years, adding in storage and loss of opportunity, not to mention inflation and it can mean overpaying by a considerable sum, more so if you have several or more cases (as people often do). The vintages post 2008 have generally all suffered from this.
I now look at some cases of 2010 I bought and wonder why did I do that? Cos, for instance was £1350 for six, Las Cases was £1450 for six, they are now both about £1000 for six. Accounting for inflation and storage costs the real cost of that initial outlay now is just under and just over £2000 for each so that is a big real-term loss. If you have 09s it makes for even even worse reading.
That is the real worry for me and why I tell people don't buy EP just pick up 2005s, 2010s et al and save money and drink well now.