As a preamble to the below I will say that I acknowledge the impact that covid has had on so many lives and the awful suffering people who we all know or know of have been through. The below is in no way to belittle or ignore any of that but is simply a comment on my own personal current symptoms which are at worst an inconvenience but I do feel pertinent to the forum.
So forumites, I’ve seen some of you have anosmia and various other symptoms. Whichever strain I have, which would seem to be likely to be introduced from my wife’s trip to a conference in Birmingham last week, it’s suddenly affected my sense of taste and smell after a week.
Three jabs mean I’m very lucky to have experienced flu-like symptoms and nothing more serious, but today I woke up with some changes to my senses. It feels like the virus has been evicted from the torso and retreated into my sinuses.
My ears feel blocked, as does the space right at the very back of my nostrils, yet it is impossible to clear as there’s nothing to get rid of. Throughout the day I’ve been trying all sorts of things to smell and taste
I can smell ‘normally’
Chocolate
Newspaper
Potatoes
Honey
Olive oil
Dried herbs
I can smell with some effort
Bread
Soap
Citrus fruit
Wood
Coffee
I can’t smell ‘normally’ at all
Cheese
Tomato
Toast
Berries
Jam
Cucumber
Tuna!!
Wine!
Of the above list the following taste from nothing to completely and utterly weird
Bread (multigrain granary) - nothing at all
Toast - a little caramel and bran but that’s about it
Coffee - nothing really
Citrus fruit - a very insipid flavour with added soap
Berries - faint flavour is there
Cheese (cave aged cheddar) - horrible, horrible metallic flavour. Vile.
Cucumber - nothing whatsoever
Tomato - very mild for what it is
Tuna - doesn’t taste of tuna but does taste of tin
Olive oil - Sicilian, strong, no flavour at all.
Chocolate- Dark 80% you can taste the constituent parts. Really weird!
Red wine - a Rosso di montalcino 2014 which I opened to see where we are just now. Nothing but the winemaking/winery smells. No fruit. Made the mistake of tasting and spat it straight out.
White wine - fefinanes albarino which I reasoned might get through. No. It smells of parafin, preserved lemons and chemicals. Not in a good way. It tastes the same.
So does a jackson estate sauvignon.
So as a last resort, apostoles palo cortado.
This in the bottle smells correct. Alas in the glass it smells of marmite. I hate marmite. Worse still it tastes of marmite with added parafin and metal.
My conclusion from all of this is that the more complex the aromas/flavours normally found in something, the worse it tastes at present. I’ve heard lots of people say they have lost their taste/smell (which we all know amounts to much the same thing) but I’m not aware of anyone finding things tasting actively terrible.
Perhaps it is my system going ‘don’t be an idiot, you should not be drinking/eating that’ but I feel like that’s unlikely.
Anyhow, make of that what you will, I sincerely hope that none of you get and of you do then your worst symptoms are milder than mine.