NWR Silly Little Things That Annoy You

We once had an offsite in Frankfurt, where we had to sign a song about how much we loved CMS while wearing CMS baseball caps and being videoed for the pleasure of colleagues who'd missed out :eek:
 
Shower and hand wash that is made from some sort of fiendish jelly, so a handful is immediately washed down the plughole as one big jellied blob before you can create any sort of lather. It's deliberate.
 
AR/VR headsets. Which dribbling mouthbreahter would seriously wear these? And I love how goobers like Zuckerberg think that is the future.

Anyway - there was a guy in the office one day wearing one saying how amazing it was because everything looked like it was 3D. I said "I can achieve the same effect by using my eyes without the googles. Look - 3D office - 3D co-workers - 3D nob wearing VR goggles. - same same - £500 cheaper"
 
AR/VR headsets. Which dribbling mouthbreahter would seriously wear these? And I love how goobers like Zuckerberg think that is the future.

Anyway - there was a guy in the office one day wearing one saying how amazing it was because everything looked like it was 3D. I said "I can achieve the same effect by using my eyes without the googles. Look - 3D office - 3D co-workers - 3D nob wearing VR goggles. - same same - £500 cheaper"
And now Apple have waded in with a pair of $3500 skiing goggle look alikes
 
How about this for a load of old tosh?

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You know someone's just spewing corporate drivel when they don't even realise they've got the word 'performance' in their sentence twice, albeit a couple of days apart! They say the staff are smiling but it looks like a rictus grin to me. Then again, getting their patients to read this might save them money on anaesthetic...
 
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