NWR The s**t jokes thread

Edward Woodward was fortunate to leave school with 4 Ds. Otherwise he would have been Ewar Woowar.
True story... When I was younger, I heard this joke and of course, thought it was a cracker. However the version I heard was "Why has Edward Woodward got four Ds in his name? Otherwise he... etc." But I then made up my own version which I thought was equally good. It probably isn't... but I have to type it out...

Why has Edward Woodward got three Ws in his name? Otherwise he would be Ed Ard Ood Ard.

Genius I was. Genius. :)