- Location
- London
The Tao of Poo?
NWR The s**t jokes thread
- Thread starter Jeremy Caan
- Start date
The Tao of Poo?
- Location
- Manchester
10/10 for being funny and on-topic
- Location
- Europe
Who is this woman Amber that keeps issuing weather warnings?
- Location
- Europe
Consumerism is absurd.
- Location
- South Africa and UK
New Year resolution going well, no chocolate.
Not even thinking about it.
The word is not even in my vocadbury...
Not even thinking about it.
The word is not even in my vocadbury...
- Location
- South Africa and UK
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.
They put me in the ICU.
- Location
- Bexley, SE London/Kent
The good news about erectile dysfunction is that through diet and exercise it can be cured.
The hard part is getting your wife to diet and exercise
The hard part is getting your wife to diet and exercise
- Location
- Caversham, Berks
...perhaps a little close to the, ahem, bone?
- Location
- South Africa and UK
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants.
Now they’re tenants.
Now they’re tenants.
- Location
- Snorbens, Herts
Gosh Keith, 12th day has passed and you're still opening crackers.
- Location
- Bexley, SE London/Kent
After my prostate exam the doctor left the room.
The nurse came in a little while later with a worried look on her face and said 3 words I was dreading to hear.
Who was that?
The nurse came in a little while later with a worried look on her face and said 3 words I was dreading to hear.
Who was that?
- Location
- Dunedin, New Zealand
My ex told me she wants to get back together again.
I have to be the luckiest man in the world. First I win the lottery and now this.
I have to be the luckiest man in the world. First I win the lottery and now this.
- Location
- London
Police were called to reports of a disturbance involving a number of rappers.
On arrival they discovered a rhyme scene.
On arrival they discovered a rhyme scene.
- Location
- Dunedin, New Zealand
I've been reading a suspense thriller by braille.
I feel that something terrible is about to happen.
I feel that something terrible is about to happen.
- Location
- London
- Location
- Deep South of Cambridgeshire
- Location
- Berkshire
Back on topic..
- Location
- Bexley, SE London/Kent
What do you call a Mexican who hates protein powder?
No whey, Jose
No whey, Jose
- Location
- South Africa and UK
My mate has shut down his dog walking business. He’s called in the Retriever’s and had all his Bassets seized
- Location
- London
Julius Caesar walked into a bar and said can I have a martinus please?
The barman replied don’t you mean martini?
Julius Caesar looked at the barman and said nope, I only want one.
The barman replied don’t you mean martini?
Julius Caesar looked at the barman and said nope, I only want one.
- Location
- London
So the barman, notwithstanding that his initial puzzlement caused him at first to utter a complete sentence, was habitually a laconic fellow, attempted to upsell JC to a few bar snacks and a glass of champagne chaser. Eat too? Brut? Eh?
JC said, Are you trying to get me pissed? Then fall Caesar? On second thoughts I’ll have my martinus small, with Seedlip. Weeny, weedy, weak eh?
JC said, Are you trying to get me pissed? Then fall Caesar? On second thoughts I’ll have my martinus small, with Seedlip. Weeny, weedy, weak eh?
- Location
- Dunedin, New Zealand
A man walked into a zoo. There was only one dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
- Location
- South Africa and UK
I saw a magician yesterday who turned audience members into wind turbines.
I immediately became a big fan.
I immediately became a big fan.
- Location
- Bexley, SE London/Kent
I just relabelled all my wife’s spices.
I’m not in trouble yet, but the Thyme is Cumin
I’m not in trouble yet, but the Thyme is Cumin
- Location
- Manchester
Not particularly shit, but I thought it seemed appropriate for this forum.
Anyone dare post it on The Other Place?
Anyone dare post it on The Other Place?
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